Book-a-Minute

Our Florida correspondent got my attention to this wonderful site, which contains a very, VERY, very short renditions of many books: classics, science fiction and bedtime.

Here are some samples (all written by David J. Parker and Samuel Stoddard):

Hitchhiker's Guide To the Galaxy by Douglas Adams
(The Earth gets BLOWN UP.)
Arthur. I'm a bit upset about that.
Ford. Yes, I can understand that.
(They fly around the galaxy. They go UNDERGROUND, where they see...)
Arthur. The Earth.
Deep Thought. Forty two.
The End.


Inferno by Dante
some woman puts Dante through Hell
The End

War and Peace by Leo Tolstoy
History controls everything we do, so there is no point in observing individual actions. Let's examine the individual actions of over 500 characters at great length.
The End.