La Vie en Couple

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Q. When was the last time you had sex?
Man: Yesterday
Q. With whom did you have it?
Man: With my wife...
Q. And where was it?
Man: On the kitchen table, but that was just once...

Q. When was the last time you had sex?
Woman: Yesterday
Q. With whom did you have it?
Woman: With my husband...
Q. And where?
Woman: I am not going to tell you...
Man: Come on, tell them, I already did!
Q. You can win a FREE trip for two to Paris
Woman: in the ass...